(Okay, this is the mask song)
I cough on you and then you cough on me
And we’ll be sick together, miserable but free.
I really need to know: is this too much to ask
For you and all your friends to wear a motherfucking mask

YOLO, YOLO, I guess that’s what they say.
You only get one life so you should live it up today
But darling can you share why it’s a hopeless task
For you and all your friends to wear a stupid fucking mask

Cause if you stay protected you might not get infected
Make a mask part of your plan like they do it in Japan
(Konnichiwa!)

You say you’re in the know and that you truly care
But when it comes to action we ain’t getting anywhere
And people get infected and then for air they gasp
Cause you and all your friends rejected wearing a mask

Let’s be good citizens and treat each other well
So we don’t all collectively remain in COVID hell
So hate me if you must, we’re going nowhere fast
Please do your duty and put on a motherfucking mask

(Okay, here’s the opera part)
Let’s make it out alive and wear N-95
So no one gets Long Covid, and everyone survives
Reduce the viral load and build a world of trust
So I don’t have to ask you to put on a fucking mask