I am not used to staying up until 530 AM. Insight into self: have become a homebody. Last night: dressed up for ball, teetered around in high heels, went to party in Chelsea, then off we were to the Cossack Ball: which was very fun, but surprisingly took place at the Polish Club. Surprisingly, because historically Poles and Cossacks were never very chummy, as far as I know. Well, it's nice to know that maybe in London, in the 21st century the ancient rifts have been mended..
Unlike what you may think, no, I can't do any Russian folk dances. And not in high heels.
I sang a song a cappella, then off we were to some club which was FULL of bodies gyrating to the thumping beat. Fortunately we were in the some VIP area, so there was some air and actual couches to sit on. But the club made me very claustrophobic, especially as we walked in, somehow made it to the middle through the wall of people and suddenly the lights were turned off. Great.
It also made me think: why go to a club and pretend to want to be having a conversation (in the VIP area, particularly)? I mean, the music is so loud you practically have to shout into someone's ear and then after a few attempts you give up. So basically people go to a club to lose all awareness of being a separate creature and become part of a pulsating mass of bodies. And have sex. Am I wrong?
Note to self: am not clubbing person.
My ball gown was safely tucked away in my bag, and unlike my other girlfriends, I brought my cool shiny and rather comfortable boots (still glamorous enough) but oh so much more welcoming to my poor feet.
Note to self #2: can't spend hours in high heels.
Cue in 430 AM and a large group of us having breakfast at some place which also still served alcohol.
I had a rather nice omelette.
Fell asleep at 6 am on the blow-up mattress at the friends' place and when I woke up in the late morning, half of London's tube was shut down "for engineering repairs".
Note to self: love London, but only half as much when the tube is not working properly and it takes ages to get anywhere. With bag full of ball gown in hand.
Note to self #3: I don't know how people do this on a regular basis and also drink alcohol. I feel like a ran a marathon last night, but all I did was run around London and try and be social. And sing – once. If I had been more adventurous and actually said yes to those vodka shots that kept being passed around.. or the strange pink cocktail inventions. Well. I would not be here yet to write this lucid and caffeinated blog, most probably.
Conclusion: these things have to be experienced at least once:) But I could have done without the club part. I met some lovely people and enjoyed the general feel of levity and slight insanity in the air.
Except for one instant when I got left behind in a rush and it started raining. Well, at least they came back for me. So, a happy ending.